One sided convos

I hate convos that go like

Me: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Friend: Hmm
Me: blah blah blah blah blah
Friend: K.
Me: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Friend: Nice
Me: BLAH BLAH
Friend: Hmm K.
Me: I honestly don’t think this is working
Friend: But we talk so much.

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE?!

I want to see what a person would do if I spoke to him face to face like that?