I’m going to die!

Ok don’t take the title to seriously, but I swear I feel like my stomach is gonna get sucked in and then explode! I hate cramps! Why do they have to hurt so much? Can’t they not hurt?
Everything is so gloomy! And my sister is screaming at me and I don’t like light! I wanna be a vampire, not the sparkly kind, the blood sucking kind….ahhh the pain returns!